*dons reading daggers*

Something I just edited into my big post itemizing the possibilities regarding this update (read the link for more), and Aranea’s past actions and motives…

JADE: john…
JADE: are you asleep?
JADE: please dont tell me you just fell asleep in your driveway

JOHN: so you found it here, like exactly where i just found it… but then instead of picking it up, you fell asleep?
TAVROS: wHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, i SOUND STUPID,
TAVROS: bUT, yES,

Wasn’t it strange that John suddenly fell asleep mid-rant, and Tavros fell asleep before he could grab the ring, just so it would end up in John’s hands for Aranea to so conveniently obtain later?!

Perhaps she’s been playing the long game to get her hands on this ring all along? She’s the cunning ‘Mindfang’, after all, and the other clown even has her coat. It wouldn’t be the first time that mysterious narcolepsy received a Serket as its retroactive explanation!

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